The Best Procrastination EVER

I have a paper due this week, another due early next week, two lab reports to do, math homework, and two tests coming up. What do I do?

LAUNDRY.

I haven't folded anything since school started. It had spilled over the first basket, spilled over a second, and had found a resting place at the foot of the bed. I was taking my life in my hands to get out of bed every morning. Now it's done.

Now back to work...